Dear Slayer,
 
In your otherworldly travels have you come across any fart symhonies? I have considered recording a variety of real fart sounds and stringing them together to compose coherent pieces of music. Imagine Beethoven’s Fifth in B “Frrrapp!”
 
So have u encountered this artsy fartsy concept?
 
Jethro
 
Eugene, Oregon

Typically a Slayer only hears this noise when he stomps on the guts of his foes, but The Slayer will confirm you are not alone on your magnificent quest for auditory nirvana.

Here are some examples:

Jingle Bells

Pop Music

Beethoven’s 5th w/handfarts

So, you are still in the running to edit your flautulent Magnum Opus. Perhaps you could mix it up, mabye throw in a dog fart or some other creature. The first interspecies fart symphony. The possibilites are limitless…