Archive for the ‘Domestic Affairs’ Category

Slayers & Copulation

Sunday, August 3rd, 2008

Are there female Slayers?  How do you reproduce?

Billy Bob

AK

No, I am afraid there are no lady Slayers.

This also means we don’t get our fortunes taken from us by a disgruntled females, we don’t get nagged and we don’t get put in jail for phony complaints. Is not the life of the Slayer grand?

We reproduce as all bi-pedals, but I shall not reveal the darkest secrets of the Slayers.

(I will say this, some of the “breeder” captives have told me that Jim always leaves his socks on.)

Family Affairs

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008

Do you get along with your step parent?

What are some things you like or dislike about them? Also  can you comment if you have a step brother or sister? - Bill in Texas

No. My brother Jim helped me to dispatch of our stepmother. I did not like her constant interfering in our raids and razing of cities. She would demand we treat everyone “nice” and follow the Golden Rule. Phah! We are Slayers, slaying is our business and business is good. We threw that infernal wench into some quicksand. Jim shouted ”Golden rule that, Shrew!” 

Other than Jim, I have no siblings of any sort.