The Way It Is
Hey Slayer!
Going by your posts, Jim seems pretty vicious. How do you keep him and the others in check and prevent mutinous uprisings? I have 3 boys and I’m a single mom. Sometimes I feel like they’ll be the death of me. I have no authority over them. They constantly argue with me over every little thing. What’s a girl to do???
Mavis,
Berlin, NJ
Keeping Jim and the other Slayers in-line is simple. If they go too far, they are buried alive. This is a practice frowned upon on Earth I realize, so maybe just whack their bottoms with a wooden spoon. If you don’t cook, buy a wooden paddle. They don’t bruise and are good for getting out stress.
I remember I had to move a group of orphaned boys once. We had just decimated their town and I was stuck with escorting thirty brats to the slave ship. They started acting up along they way, so I took the one who was acting up the most and quickly buried him alive in front of the other children. I uncovered him in about 30 seconds, but he got the point and I didn’t have anymore problems out of the children.