Where Have All The Manly Singers Gone?
Why is that dude from Weezer always whining about what a loser he is? Where have all the manly singers gone?
Geoff, Miami
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The wheezing lead singer of Weezer is a sad example of what passes for a man on your planet today.
He is a victim of estrogen pollution.
Across the galaxy there is an epidemic of declining masculinity. Manly singers are slowly losing their balls. This is due in large part to the estrogen intoxication that permeates the entertainment industry.
The sickness of estrogen intoxication is particularly devastating to the natural man. It causes overly critical introspection, emotional outbursts and endless blathering due to heightened insecurity.
These conditions lead to the medical condition “Testiculum Reductus.”
Even masculine icons like Tom Jones have gone soft. James Brown is dead.
The last outpost of the manly singer is Country Music.
Alan Jackson, Trace Adkins, Daryl Worley, Phill Vassar and Toby Keith to name a few.